It has been a been a free week but to some work at home during this lock down period and some of us are scar€d which is a normal thing to be so I decided to but in some couple of jokes us laugh out loudly and forget our sorrow and take some measures against Covid19
One faithful day like this, my mum couldn’t find toothpicks at home, she then called the house maid and ask her :
My mum: where is the toothpick
House maid: I can’t find it too but anytime I use one I return it back inside.
2.One day I was sitting in my room n one mosquito was disturbing my bab€, y caught the mosquito and told him
Me: please leaver her alone she loosed blood for 5days.
Mosquito : Don’t worry I will come with liter and gallon to collect some from you.
3. When I was doing my Nysc I was in a class teaching integrated science so I asked a boy:
Teacher: Mention 10 domestic animals
Student: 5he goats. 5 she goats.
4. My primary school teacher made me a great liar during my primary school year he will say “write a letter to your uncle in London when he knows my uncle is in Surulere.
5. One faithful day like this I was on online chatting via whatsapp and I heard my mum shouting and calling my name from her room, so i heard her footsteps towards my room then I pretended as if I was sleeping, she entered my room called my name I was still pretending. She came close to my head, held it and give me a resetting slap and she said “Your last seen on whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and get me a cup of water from the fridge and the fridge was in her room oooo
6. It was good dating a born again church girl. Anytime i cheat on her and she finally finds out, we will just wake up at night pray and blame the devil and we go back to sleep.